Corporatist Quarterback Frustrated, Budget Balancers Quarterback Injured

Corporatist quarterback, Charles McCall, in the Super Bowl of special sessions - has become frustrated with the "Budget Balancers" and sparred with Cory Williams (Defensive end for the BB) who sacked him once again in the media circus by eliciting a bull**** from McCall. McCall has evidently called a "Hail Mary" by keeping the vote open 'til midnight, hoping to rally his corporate lawmakers to victory... by sparing the wealthy and corporate interests from tax increases. By the time you read this, time will probably be expired in the Super Bowl of special sessions, and the Corporatists will have gone down in a stunning defeat. After all, Quarterback Charles McCall's offensive coordinator is none other than a full-time employee of the corporate oil and gas industry, so the defeat is certainly unexpected. While it may not be time for Balancer fans to start chanting the victory anthem "Sha na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" its darn near close, as it's 8:30 PM - and only 3.5 hours 'til midnight, when the cinderella corporatists turn back into pumpkins... More tomorrow!